nightvalecosima

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably